y’a des matins plus difficiles que d’autres.

quand par exemple tu es toujours loin, (très) loin dans le cosmos une heure après avoir émergé, que même Rage Against The Machine n’y peut rien, et que pour aller bosser tu dois emprunter un trottoir qui longe un salon de massage.

heureusement, il te reste encore une solution, aussi radicale soit-elle: la capsule noire Nespresso. (big up.)

ah et sinon, (presque) rien à voir mais je couche pour aller voir P!nk en concert le 9 mars à Bercy.

(*) © Dolores.

aujourd’hui, à Paname City, il fait un temps splendide.

pas du tout le genre à faire de la lecture du dernier Vargas planquée sous un plaid devant les quarts de finale de l’Open GDF Suez une obligation absolue. du-tout.

(je suis à ça d’aller goûter sur l’herbe aux Buttes Chaumont.)

mettre deux mois à répondre à la patate de l’amie Caro fait-il de moi quelqu’un que l’on peut qualifier de long à la détente? oui, assurément. mais un célèbre barbu un peu high n’a-t-il pas dit un jour que les pécheurs repentants devaient être pardonnés…? (c’est parti pour le questionnaire fleuve.) (A., passe ton chemin ou tes yeux vont pleurer du sang.)

1) favorite object in your room?

my bed. (the only one that has never betrayed me.)

2) have you ever smoked?

I have. tobacco most of time.

3) do you own guns?

I don’t. but I own words.

4) what flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?

Sonic is a hedgehog, you bastard! (do you want me to warn PETA?!)

5) do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

I don’t. I almost grew up in hospitals.

6) what do you think of when you hear hot dogs?

that I should quit drinking, cause they don’t speak. (do they…?)

7) favorite song?

there are so many. I would say “Running up that hill” by Kate Bush, for lots of reasons.

8)  what do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Banania.

9) can you do push ups?

a few ones.

10) can you do a chin up?

you thought I was John Rambo…?!

11) what’s your favorite piece of jewelry?

all my watches. every single one.

12) your pet peeves…

people, I guess.

13) ever been in a car wreck?

thrice. first against a wall, then a truck, finally (the only time I was driving) a crash barrier. (yes, cars do like me a lot.)

14) do you like to work on your birthday?

I prefer working to sitting for an exam (which is usually the case).

15) what’s one trait that you hate about yourself?

lucidity. (it’s a burden.)

16) what’s your middle name?

Charlotte.

17) name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.

It’s half past four in the morning, I should be sleeping and I’m going to look like a zombie tomorrow.

18) name 3 things you bought yesterday.

ciggies, a newspaper and bread.

19) name 3 things you drink regularly.

water (I’m not an alien yet), diet Coke and cappuccino.

20) what’s your job?

international business law student. and since I sometimes need to eat, I’m also a recruitment, staff administration and accounting assistant.

21) current hate right now?

parisian cold.

22) do your friends love you?

I hope so.

23) how will you bring in the New Year?

partying with my friends, as for the eight last years.

24) where would you like to be right now?

in his arms.

25) name 3 people who will complete this.

God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

26) are you one of those teenagers that thinks and talks about their life being unfair and miserable while the rest of us are left thinking how stupid you are?

everyone is.

27) what shirt are you wearing?

a black one. (what else?)

28) do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

I think I wouldn’t like to.

29) can you whistle?

I can. This is the moment you look impressed.

30) what will you be doing in a year from now?

I hope I’ll still be studying, but at the barristers’ school.

31) would you be a pirate?

not necessarily. but I would love having sex with Jack Sparrow.

32) what songs do you sing in the shower?

songs by Cindy Lauper or Pat Benatar, among others.

33) favorite girl’s name?

Louise.

34) favorite boy’s name?

Gaspard.

35) what’s in your pocket?

my cell phone right now.

36) last person that made you laugh?

Delphine.

37) best toy as a child?

a plush monkey.

38) worst injury you’ve ever had?

a serious ankle sprain.

39) do you love where you live?

I will.

40) do you give good advice?

I try not to. but I think I’m not that bad at advicing.

41) who is your loudest friend?

Hugo.

42) how many cats do you have?

none in Paris but three at my father’s.

43) does someone have a crush on you?

maybe.

44) favorite part about your weekend?

sleeping and spending time with my family and friends.

45) what are you gonna do for your next birthday?

I am probably going to cry, as I do every year.

46) favorite sport team?

(US) football or rugby. (I can’t choose.)

47) who are your closest friends?

the ones who are not afraid by who I am actually.

48) where is the next place you want to travel to?

NYC.

49) what were you doing at 12 AM this morning?

I was reading, as far as I remember.

50) what was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

“one more!”

parce que non rien de rien non elle ne regrette rien.

parce que jouer les bouchons, ça ne s’apprend pas.

parce que gentille n’a qu’un (bel) œil.

parce qu’attention, poisson méchant.

parce que j’ai des idées de nom de secte hein. in case you need.

parce que son fiasco existentiel a quand même de la gueule.

parce que tu mériterais des.

parce que retrouver le Néo-Zélandais au milieu des œufs chez Monop’. comme ça. pouf.

parce qu’IDNight c’est le Malin.

parce que.

prends un ticket Lily.